I have shamelessly engineered the last photo on my phone for February to be the one you see below. I wanted to showcase my Virtual Dog for March. Some of you may remember that to make sure I go out walking each and every day, I’m making sure of having a Virtual Dog who needs to be exercised. It’s a big ask of these dogs, so I think a month is enough.
In January, I had my friend Barbara’s lovely dog Dilys. In February, I (virtually) nicked the dog from Ai Weiwei’s Circle of Animals at Yorkshire Sculpture Park. And this photo here, the last on my phone, is to be my Virtual Dog for March. I think she could be a bit of a handful, a bit keen on running after rabbits, but we’ll see.

Going out every day with Virtual Dog is definitely working for me. I’m out every single day, whatever the weather, and I now have 252.8 miles (406.84 km) under my belt this year. But I have nine more months after this to fill. I invite applications from interested dog-owners. Your dog will not have to leave your side, whether you live in England, America or Australia, but will join me daily for walks through the Yorkshire countryside, often in woodland, often by the river. There’ll be lots of chances to be off the lead, but especially during lambing season. will have to stay closely to heel across farmland. The only reward, apart from the walks themselves, will be the chance for your dog to feature on this blog.
Last on the Card. Here you are Brian. I know you’ve had a dig at those of us who don’t like to include our less-than-wonderful last images. But to misquote Bill Shankly: ‘Some people think that the last photo is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it’s much more serious than that.’
Oh, brilliant! Greyhound gallivanting, or Whippet wisdom?
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Or Scottie sauntering?
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A wonderful quote I should add onto the “rules”. How can I blank out everyones minds so they forget every month lol I love the idea of dog walking I would take the Chihuahuas but they end up wanting to be carried. Thanks for remembering to join in Margaret 🙂 🙂
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Don’t worry, Brian. Virtual Dogs don’t weigh much 😉
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What a splendid dog to choose.
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I think so. Very obedient.
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Margaret, I love the way you think! That whippet must have done many more miles than you- she’s rake thin! I have absolutely no idea how many miles I’ve clocked up this year. Mick used to have an App that kept track but it used up all his battery and annoyed the life out of me, pinging! So it’s gone. We don’t care! I have an estate full of dogs you can have. Daft spaniel? Feisty Jack Russell? Snarly Alsatian? No, not that one- you might lose an arm. 😦
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I’m scared of both Jack Russells and Alsatians. I’ll take the spaniel please.
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Good choice! I like your Dalmation friend, but they can be daft as a brush too 🙂 🙂 Our walk deferred till this afternoon.
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The Dalmatian was my daughter’s, but has been rehomed to the man down the road from her. He’s happy, the dog’s happy, and my daughter’s VERY happy
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Love your virtual dog
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I could offer you my son’s girlfriend’s elderly chihuahua. She’s already in Yorkshire, so very used to the weather conditions. She has a fetching sou’wester for wet climes, a warm pink parka for the cold. She comes complete with pooch carrier as her arthritis means she can only walk about a mile so you would get an arm workout also whilst walking. She would present no risk at all to sheep. Are you persuaded? 😉
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Hmm. It’s the idea of carrying her six or seven miles that’s not appealing, though maybe Virtual Dogs don’t weigh much? And the wardrobe sounds enticing. You’d better see what girlfriend thinks 😉
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Woof woof!
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I hope that dog gets a good meal after his walk. My vet says you should be able to feel but not see ribs!
Ps. You’re better than J Masefield
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Ah, but I couldn’t have done it without him! And my Virtual Dog gets Virtual Food, of course
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Did you watch the TV series The Detectorists? There was a mad farmer character who had make believe dogs.
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I didn’t. But I suspect that make-believe dogs are the only ones for the likes of you and me.
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Absolutely.
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This is sounding very positive all round – can’t get enough of dog pictures.
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I didn’t realise you were a ‘dog-lady’. I’m more of a ‘cat-lady’ myself.
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Wow – the number of walking miles you have clocked up especially in winter is impressive. Well done to you and virtual dogs!
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I’ve ben quite surprised, but on average it’s only about 4 miles a day.
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But that is really good, especially considering it has been winter.
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What a lovely idea, especially in winter near me when several inches of snow makes dog walking tougher.
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You’re right, the snowy days were very hard work, with or without a dog. Pretty though!
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Now there’s a quite stately canine. Cheers to your walking accomplishment to date – and keep on walking – plus walking is wonderful.
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It is. It may be the only thing that’s kept me sane in Lockdown.
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Thank you for two out-loud laughs in this post. You’re right, your March dog does seem capable of dragging you into lots of trouble on your walks, searching out rabbits and similar larks. Don’t let it off the lead, whatever you do.
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I did, and she was fine. No lambs anywhere yesterday – yet.
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I’d let you take my pugs on virtual walks, but they think they are royalty and I’m not sure that would want to walk that far each day. Plus they have little legs….at least that is what they tell me. 😀 I love your virtual dog for this month, it’ll definitely follow you around everywhere and you may have to chase after it too. 😀
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Oh, my various dogs have kept me on my toes, though yesterday, the deep mud offended the whippet big time.
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You are so funny Margaret – I smiled all the way through this post! I really need to get a virtual dog too as I am such a couch potato at the moment. I don’t mind walking, but I am fed up walking around here, even though it is beautiful. Oh, well, maybe if the sun keeps shining. As for that Greyhound / Whippet make sure there are no cats close by either, one bite of the neck and kitty will be a dead un!
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Well, we have a real live whippet next door, and it’s the rabbits who need to watch out. Our other neighbour’s cats seem safe – we hope!
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I’m with Jude here; a very funny post Margaret.
No dog to offer, I’m afraid. I think I need one myself. But like Jude, I’m a bored by the limited routes I can take rather than walking itself. And I can’t bring myself to drive somewhere to take a walk — not on a regular basis anyway.
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We’re not really supposed to drive anywhere. But I actually found a new route yesterday after a whole year’s explorations, so you never knw …
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Brilliant post! I love the dog – though I think he’ll need some extra food if he’s to keep up with you, Margaret.
And you’re ahead of me on mileage by about 45 miles 😦 so I need to up my pace this month.
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I guess I’m being competitive with myself. I know what I’m like – all or nothing, so nothing is not an option. You’ll be fine – the days are getting longer. Yup, that dog is taking ranginess to a new level, definitely.
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Thanks for a laugh, Margaret. It was good to read that the Dalmatian found a home down the road, and Jo is right; they can be daft; we found that out after caring for one for weeks on end during our housesitting adventures.
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Brian was the sweetest natured dog ever, but needed a full time minder. A young widow with two small children need not apply!
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That’s understandable and luckily all worked out. The dog we cared for was a lovely dog just not obedient or had any road sense. We were in the Andalucia countryside with some crazy country drivers. Nerve wrecking for housesitters.
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aaagh!
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Love it!
We have so many virtual this & thats these days, why not a cute, inspiring doggie too!
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Well, why not? Much cheaper to keep!
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This is such fun – I might borrow a dog or two for you!
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Thanks Becky. See what you can do 😉
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Haha! Where DID you round up that lot?
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Was on my phone and so of course I have all the options available there 🙂
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Aren’t other countries building regs, or lack of them, fascinating! I’m always amazed in France how tatty the block work looks before the crépi goes on and makes it all look lovely.
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I know! It always looked botched beyond belief … until it wasn’t.
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