I think most English speaking people have come across the Christmas song in which the singer is offered by the beloved a whole series of different gifts over the twelve days of the festival, beginning with a single partridge in a pear tree. Here’s a list of those gifts:
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me .... (and so on, through to the last day of all)
A partridge in a pear tree Two turtle doves Three French hens Four calling birds Five gold rings Six geese a-laying Seven swans a-swimming Eight maids a-milking Nine ladies dancing Ten lords a-leaping Eleven pipers piping Twelve drummers drumming
My Monochrome Madness Challenge to you is to illustrate this song, just choosing three or four of those gifts. I’m not going to be harsh. For instance. If you choose swans a-swimming , you really don’t have to have seven. One will do. If you’ve got ten or more French hens, who cares? Because I set the challenge, and in case I hear any more un-Christmas-y mutterings from those to whom I’ve already disclosed my theme, I’m going to illustrate all twelve to prove it can be done. And taking liberties is entirely acceptable. In fact, it’s to be encouraged. Here goes.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me – a partridge in a pear tree. ‘Ooops. The partridge seems to have flown off. He’ll be back in a minute. Bound to be.’On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me – two turtle doves.’We’re not turtle doves, just common-or- garden pigeons. But we’re related. We’re fine. Choose me! Choose me!.’
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me – three French hens. ‘I don’t know whether we have French blood. Probably not. Does it matter?’
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – four calling birds. ‘Just me at the moment. The others’ll be along soon.’
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – five gold rings. ‘There’s just that one on top, mate. But there’s bound to be a few more if you take your time and look.’On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – six geese a-laying. ‘They’re on their way to do just that, sir.’On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me – seven swans a-swimming. The others are over there – on the other side of the pond.On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – eight maids a-milking. ‘Yep, that little maid was only born the other day. She’s milking her mum alright! Seven more calves due in the next few days. Just gotta be patient.’On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – nine ladies dancing. ‘Just nine you want? Yes, we can do that for you, sir.’On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – ten lords a-leaping. ‘We might find it difficult to supply the full set of ten sir. Most lords aren’t as young as they once were. But look at these two. Can’t fault their leaping.’
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me – eleven pipers piping. ‘If you think your young lady can take the noise, we can certainly do you the full eleven pipers.’
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – twelve drummers drumming. ‘Easy. We’ve got at least eleven more on call just like this fellah. Would that suit you?’
There! Now just pick three or four of those days and show us what you can do.
Neatly done, but I have to Confess to being devoid of inspiration and will not be doing this challenge…. By the way, how do we said we might be speaking this week if we did I’ve forgotten when!
Fabulous fun, Margaret! A nice distraction on the coach, trying to get out of Chesterfield. Is everybody in the world shopping? Hope you’re having a wonderful time in your cottage xx
We had a lovely time, but home now, with the Christmas cake to ice, and dishes to prepare for a Bolton Christmas, and presents to wrap,,. and … and … Have fun yourselves, if you ever leave Chesterfield! xx
Great 12 days, Margaret. I love your pigeons. It is really a complete scene in one picture! I loved the challenge but I admit I’ve been working on and off for a couple of days!
That was really fun to see and to read your captions to the photos! I probably could do the first few, but not so much the people ones. Maybe I’ll do the ones I can. Have a Merry Christmas! 🙂
Love this, the photos as ever really great and your comments so funny. Feliz Navidad and hoping 2026 brings us all good health, fun and peace within and without in the world.
Very clever and amusing too 🙂 I confess I prepared my post before you published (I had to – it took some time!) and I’ve gone down a different route from the one you suggest. While you have the right subjects but not necessarily in the right numbers, I have completely wrong subjects but in the right numbers! I always was contrary 😀Nevertheless, I had a great time putting this together, so I hope you’ll overlook the deviation from your guidance: https://www.toonsarah-travels.blog/gallery-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-in-black-and-white/
This is very clever and amusing! Not too sure how the 5 gold rings would go down though. His true love might be expecting something a little more delicate.
Bung in a photo, match the theme, make up what’s missing and ta da, there you have it, a fabulous rendition.
So cleverly done Margaret 😀 Enjoy doing all the Christmas prep so you can enjoy a wonderful family Christmas
Thanks Brian. Yup, I had fun, and am having the sense to be chez Daughter Number One and family on Christmas Day, so no sprout-peeling for me. Hope you have a good celebration too.
What a wonderful idea, Margaret. I heard this song for the first time when we worked with Englisch speaking colleagues. It has not been translated into German (or probably any other language), so is completely unknown here. I absolutely love it. I am sure you heard that it is supposed to be about the Roman Catholic church when it was forbidden?
I don’t know whether it’s true but I’ve heard it from various sides. The Partridge is God, the Turtle Doves the Old and New Testament etc. But you can interpret anything into it, if your want.
This was such fun and I liked all the apt and innovative photos! I still enjoy this old song.
(Also it takes me back to to when I was a kid and our local ballet school did a Christmas show that included this song in the programme. There was a dance for each gift. I was one of the 8 maids a-milking and one of the 10 lords a-leaping. We had a super quick costume change during 9 ladies dancing 😊)
Excellent!
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A bit of fun, anyway!
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Lovely choices, Margaret! Have a great Christmas. 🎄
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Thanks so much Dina. You too!
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Neatly done, but I have to Confess to being devoid of inspiration and will not be doing this challenge…. By the way, how do we said we might be speaking this week if we did I’ve forgotten when!
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Worry not Sue. But yes, we’re supposed to be speaking at 3.00 today. Though earlier would definitely work too?
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2.30 or 3 will work fi ne! look forward to speaking later😊😊
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2.30 would be better please! Talk soon!
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2.30 is absolutely fine!
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Fabulous fun, Margaret! A nice distraction on the coach, trying to get out of Chesterfield. Is everybody in the world shopping? Hope you’re having a wonderful time in your cottage xx
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We had a lovely time, but home now, with the Christmas cake to ice, and dishes to prepare for a Bolton Christmas, and presents to wrap,,. and … and … Have fun yourselves, if you ever leave Chesterfield! xx
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Yay-we did it! ‘We’re on the road again, da-da-da-da…’ xx
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Great 12 days, Margaret. I love your pigeons. It is really a complete scene in one picture! I loved the challenge but I admit I’ve been working on and off for a couple of days!
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You certainly delivered, work or no work. Thanks. Those are cheeky Geordie pigeons.
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Wow, I really over thought this!
You’ve made it seem so obvious, as is the job of the host.
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I’m good at over-thinking too. Sometimes the easiest way is just to get stuck in and hope for the best.
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Merry Christmas dear Margaret.
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And to you too, Dawn.
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This is so much fun! You showed how it can be done. Wonderful photos!
Merry Christmas!
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That was really fun to see and to read your captions to the photos! I probably could do the first few, but not so much the people ones. Maybe I’ll do the ones I can. Have a Merry Christmas! 🙂
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And you too! If you get time, do have a go – even one or two Days of Christmas would be great!
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Love this, the photos as ever really great and your comments so funny. Feliz Navidad and hoping 2026 brings us all good health, fun and peace within and without in the world.
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Feliç nadal! Thanks for those lovely comments – and here’s hpoing we both have plenty of opportunities to hop between England and Spain.
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Definitely!
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Brilliant post! Those leapers are nicely caught.
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Sheer luck. But good luck. Thank you!
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Fantastic post, Margaret!
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Thanks A bit of innocent Christmas fun.
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This was a lot of fun. I love how you did it! I’ll take the piper, one will do.
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Thanks Darlene. One piper? Hmm. I s’pose you’re right. They can be quite noisy.
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Very clever and amusing too 🙂 I confess I prepared my post before you published (I had to – it took some time!) and I’ve gone down a different route from the one you suggest. While you have the right subjects but not necessarily in the right numbers, I have completely wrong subjects but in the right numbers! I always was contrary 😀Nevertheless, I had a great time putting this together, so I hope you’ll overlook the deviation from your guidance: https://www.toonsarah-travels.blog/gallery-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-in-black-and-white/
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Yours is just brilliant! Just off to read it properly, having only had chance so far to skim-read it.
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Thank you 😊
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Ha ha, well done!
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Thank you. I had fun, anyway.
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This is very clever and amusing! Not too sure how the 5 gold rings would go down though. His true love might be expecting something a little more delicate.
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‘It’s the thought that counts’, and all that ….
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Bung in a photo, match the theme, make up what’s missing and ta da, there you have it, a fabulous rendition.
So cleverly done Margaret 😀 Enjoy doing all the Christmas prep so you can enjoy a wonderful family Christmas
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Thanks Brian. Yup, I had fun, and am having the sense to be chez Daughter Number One and family on Christmas Day, so no sprout-peeling for me. Hope you have a good celebration too.
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Smart move. Mine will be here Boxing Day and bring food too 😀
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Another smart move. We’ve cracked it!
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Sure have 😁
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Amazing theme to send off 2025. Haha love the 5 golden rings. Have a joyous Christmas to you and your family.
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Yes, I liked the rings too. Perhaps she didn’t …. Happy Christmas!
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Very creative!! Merry Christmas Margaret. Maggie
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Thanks. I had fun. And a happy Christmas to you too.
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You’re so clever with your Christmas Greetings! Amd a happy Christmas to you too!
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Ha ha, I did enjoy this. All the best for the festive season!
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Thanks Lisa – And to you too!
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Good one. Enjoyed that
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Thank you!
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What a wonderful idea, Margaret. I heard this song for the first time when we worked with Englisch speaking colleagues. It has not been translated into German (or probably any other language), so is completely unknown here. I absolutely love it. I am sure you heard that it is supposed to be about the Roman Catholic church when it was forbidden?
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I had no idea about this! Thanks. Off to look up the story too. I hope you had a good Christmas, despite your difficult circumstances.
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I don’t know whether it’s true but I’ve heard it from various sides. The Partridge is God, the Turtle Doves the Old and New Testament etc. But you can interpret anything into it, if your want.
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This was such fun and I liked all the apt and innovative photos! I still enjoy this old song.
(Also it takes me back to to when I was a kid and our local ballet school did a Christmas show that included this song in the programme. There was a dance for each gift. I was one of the 8 maids a-milking and one of the 10 lords a-leaping. We had a super quick costume change during 9 ladies dancing 😊)
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Gosh! You must have been a top-of-the-class dancer!
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We were only about 12 years old 🙂
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Still top of the class though.
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It was hard work…
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It IS hard work, this challenge. But you smashed it! I love your entry – thank you.
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After I posted it I found better ones…
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It happens every time – to me, anyway! I thought yours were plenty good enough!
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Thank you! That makes my day!
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