Man on a warm tiled roof: woman on a warm tiled roof

DIY

It’s five years since we were last up there, and it shows.  That roof of ours needs a good clean-up, just as much as any other part of the house, because if we don’t…. it leaks.  You’d think that a good coat of grime and lichens, with a thick crust of moss nudging at the edges of the tiles would provide a nice impenetrable and insulating covering to help the roof in its task.  But no.  Rain soaks into the moss, and wiggles its way into the roof space and then our attic.  It’s not managed to break through yet, but time is not on our side.

We have a routine.  An early breakfast, so we can get as much done as we can before the sun gets too hot.  By quarter to 8, we’ve rounded up old pointy knives, wire brushes, lengths of thick wire, softer brushes, knee pads, kneelers, a bottle of drink: and up we climb onto the roof, via our roof terrace.

We’re neither of us wild about heights, me especially.  But it’s not quite as scary as it looks.  The pitch of our roof is quite gentle, and we can move about more safely than you’d think, though at considerable damage to our knees.  We try to divide the roof into work zones and fail.  It’s easy to go off piste when one tile looks so much like another.  But we both scrape and scratch and pry away at springy cushions of moss, yellow puddles of lichen, odd tile chippings.

A couple of hours on, one of us will say: ‘It’s getting hot.  Had enough?’  Neither of us needs asking twice.  We each sweep our section of roof carefully, round up our tools and put them away, ease our aching bodies into the shower….. and flop, fit for nothing much at all, at least until lunchtime.  Malcolm at least is allowed this luxury.  He’s 73, long past the age at which most roofers begin their careers.

We’ve had three sessions already.  Might a fourth see the job done?

20 thoughts on “Man on a warm tiled roof: woman on a warm tiled roof

  1. Well, now that you’re both so expert, you can come and do ours when you’ve finished your own :). It’s only around 100 metres long, so shouldn’t take you more than – ooh, around 6 months. But it does have around 20 times the amount of moss that yours has so bring plenty of buckets ;)!

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  2. ………..very brave both of you – but = don’t you trust some special treatments existing ? AnnAxx

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  3. Pretty impressive. DIY and avoiding the gym costs. Besides maintaining the tiled roof of you home in France is so much more romantic than clearing your gutters in Virginia. Clear on.

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    1. Not at all. Both jobs mucky, difficult and without permanent gain. Like the ironing, there’s always more where that came from 😉

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  4. ahhhhhhhh, that’s why………….bloo.. awkward eh – but I’m sure you’ve got the smartest roof of town !

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  5. I am impressed. Oh the price we all pay for being homeowners. For me, today it’s painting the deck which has no slope, then into the crawl space under the house to insulate pipes and prepare for the harsh Michigan winter to come… if I am lucky, I’ll be able to finagle a trip out onto the lake to fish with my daughter… love your zest…

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    1. Oooh no. Not crawlspaces. Couldn’t do that. I’d have to hide while you were looking for volunteers. Fishing on the lake, though? Now you’re talking.

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  6. Isn’t it dangerous? You’re both brave or reckless! But looking your persistency I feel like washing then painting some doors this afternoon instead of having a nap! May be see you in Roquefixade listening Musica del Temps Passat!

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    1. You should certainly see us at Musica del Temps Passat. And we’re not mad – just got to get the job done. Happy washing and painting!

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  7. Although I know it takes a lot of work, those roofs look nice. Be careful up there – and lets hope you do not need to do that again any time soon

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    1. Oh, we’ll be careful alright. And we’ve been rained off for a couple of days: somehow we’ve lost our enthusiasm to get back up there….

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  8. Very impressive! Still it’s nice to know that lichen only grows in abundance with clean and healthy air. Small comfort I know when you’re on the roof like that. Mind you it must be doing Malcolm good – 73? No!!!

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      1. I dreamt of cleaning a roof in the fresh air! I’ve just spent two weeks, in the heatwave, in safety goggles, long sleeves, jeans and gauntlets cleaning bricks with acid…

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      2. Oh that sounds grim. Still you sound way beyond Work Experience level. We have a handsome brick fireplace which someone in the distant past varnished. We can’t get the stuff off. I think you’re our woman. 😉

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