Well, we ‘did’ the Chillingham Cattle. So now, maybe some culture, some history at the nearby Chillingham Castle, parts of which date from the 12th century?
Perhaps we should have guessed. We drove through the gates, then bumped along the drive, deeply pitted with pot holes. The parking area was filled with random notices relating to a golf course that was nowhere in evidence. We found the entrance, where a slightly surly individual examined our pre-booked tickets and gestured us through a door. ‘Ramshackle’, rather than ‘weathered’ was the term that occurred to us as we passed through the courtyard. Still the cafe offered home made soup and cakes, so that was alright.
But our visit! An ill-lit room offered instruments of torture, in no way explained or contextualised, but which included a broken down skeleton in a broken down wheelchair. Progressing further, we found halls scattered with elderly croquet mallets, rooms featuring peeling table tennis bats, torn and yellowed newspaper cuttings roughly pinned to a mantelpiece – one drawing pin having fallen out. A box of magazines from a bygone age tossed into a Fyffes banana box. Windows dressed with rotting and ripped curtains. Somewhere in among all this, it was just about possible to pick out a family story, and witness at first hand a high-born family descending into genteel poverty.










Actually, the formal gardens weren’t too bad. Here’s a view from the roof.

But perhaps we’re miserable old curmudgeons, unable to recognise a National Treasure when we see one. Here are some reviews from Trip Advisor. There are those who loved their visit. Is it now on your ‘must visit’ list?
Wonderful!
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Sort of!
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Absolutely not! The gardens, lovely though they are, don’t make up for it. PS I *never* trust Trip Advisor.
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Margaret, contrary to Sheree I do read Tripadvisor opinions, and you are at least partially to blame for spending your money on this castle. I only quickly checked the link – when I see 44 terrible, 20 poor, and 27 average ratings, I‘d make sure to read them all and thus you could have avoided the deception. This is terrible and as you show in your photos, quite a number of deceived visitors ment. the son‘s uniforms and other nonsense with no connection whatsoever to the castle. Imagine, spending your wedding there…..
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I didn’t check – I rarely do – but the number of enthusiastic reviews was what struck me when I looked after the event.
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Not quite. Thanks
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Does seem a bit crap. Some of the reviewers must have low expectations
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Blimey…definitely one to avoid!
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Assisted access would have been – ah – tricky.
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I remember visiting Chillingham Castle about 25-30 years ago and finding it interesting but quirky and not up to the same professional standards you usually find in castles and stately homes. It sounds as though it’s declined even more since then – what a shame! I don’t think I’ll be going again.
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I suspect nothing whatsoever has changed. More dust. Fewer drawing pins maybe.
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Definitely not😲
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Right decision!
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Not attempting me. How much did this disaster cost you?
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About £8 each. But it was (almost) worth it.
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Tempting! I looked at the reviews. Seems a very mixed bag.
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Don’t believe the positive ones.
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No. Quite odd. Some rave about the accommodation, others complain of mould. I think I would definitely avoid this place.
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well at least your guide for the next few days can probably do better than this!
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It would be hard to be worse!
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I guess I will have to await your review!
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She had better!
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She couldn’t possibly be worse.
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You never know!!
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Fortunately the guesthouse where you’re staying has great pamphlets and books!
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There really is no excuse for such amateurism today! However, I see they are part of Historic Houses of which we are members, so we would get in free. So if we were in the area, it was tipping with rain and we had absolutely nothing better to do – well, maybe.
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I wondered why Historic Houses hadn’t drummed them out.
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They must pay their fees on time or something!
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*shakes head in disbelief*
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Well, it makes a good story at least 🙂 I never trust TA reviews since a Virtual Tourist friend (a professional tour guide) showed me websites where people were being offered money to write reviews there! I don’t remember it being so bad when I visited but that was probably 45 years ago!!
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Ah, you mean before the newspaper cuttings got ripped, the sellotape perished and the drawing pins got lost …
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Haha, yes, perhaps – or I had very low expectations?
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Grim! I don’t recollect playing croquet there, nor is it on my agenda xx
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For the cost, I converted it to US dollars, NO! It might have been a good photo opportunity to do close ups or some artsy photography.
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I’d only taken my phone in. You’re probably right. Not going back now!
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Well, as a long walk in the garden perhaps? Or, perfect for Halloween indoors.
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Just the place!
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What a history behind it…. Lovely garden, Margaret!
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Its history remains hidden behind the clutter …
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Ooooh scary!
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Quite!
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Shame! In all respects.
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Isn’t it just!
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It certainly seems a memorable experience though whether for the right reasons is questionable. I had a quick look at the reviews. It appears to be a marmite place – love it or hate it. I’m still pondering the review which I think gave an overall positive impression. Apart from the fact that their room was full of mould. I am left now with three words: atmospheric, quirky and mouldy. Don’t think I’ll be staying there any time soon.
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Well, quite appropriate for The Season?
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Maybe. But still best avoided!
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I think you create the best you can if this experience! Could almost go to see this desperate attempt to create some money as you say ’the descent of the high born into genteel poverty’. Quite bizarre displays!
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Bizarre is absolutely the only description.
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Sometimes the worst tours leave us with the most laughs! No doubt every available penny goes into the garden while the rest rots quietly into oblivion.
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Who.knows? But what a shambles!
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It’s apparently haunted, at least that’s what they say to get the people in 😀
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Perhap the ghosts could be persuaded to do a little light dusting?
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😂
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