The other day, while still with my daughter and family, I went to hang the washing out. And returned with Wildlife attached to my person. Its body, not counting legs, was some 7 centimetres long. I took him/ her outside. Was it a giant grasshopper? Should it have been about in January? Answers gratefully received.
Incidentally, our route home is proving unexpectedly challenging. French farmers are blockading much of our proposed route, as they have been for some days…. It’s just taken us two hours to drive 16 km. ducking and diving. And it’s now 7.40 a m. …

I then pressed ‘publish’, and have just discovered nothing happened. Typical for a very difficult day, though it did eventually get somewhat better
If that grasshopper had vertical stripes on its eyes (and I think I can see them) then it’s an Egyptian Grasshopper – not uncommon in the Mediterranean area.
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Oh wow – thanks!
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Whatever it is it’s a big bugger! (sorry that should read bug!)
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🙂
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I think it’s a grasshopper, whose talent to jump over obstacles you can use on your trip.
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🙂
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Wow! Indeed it is an unusual animal. If Google Photos guessed it correctly, it is an Egyptian Bird Grasshopper. I don’t know.
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I tried Google Lens too, but it kept changing its mind!
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You might want to confirm with iNaturalist. That site is pretty good.
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Thanks!
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I would have said maybe a cricket but everyone else thinks grasshopper. Why are they blockading, Margaret? What do they hope to achieve? What a rotten end to your holiday.
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Their drawing attention to the declining situation they’re in. Despite the inconvenience, there’s lots of public sympathy and practical help- bread from bakers, food from grocers etc. They’re well organised and motivated.
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Throughout France? I hope you made it home! Can’t remember if that was going to be today or tomorrow.
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It’s widespread. We had a whole day’s rest in Dijon today. We’re making our way to Calais from tomorrow,giving Paris a wide berth. What will be will be.
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Ugh! Hope it’s resolved before we head for Brittany in June. Purely selfish, I know 🤔🩷
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It will have to be. Shortages are already starting to bite.
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That’s one very large grasshopper that was attached to your person. Would be a bit startling. Sorry for the long slow drive home. Hope the protest is resolved sooon.
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Hmm.
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What a fascinating grasshopper! I do hope your journey improves. There’s nothing worse than reluctantly leaving somewhere and then struggling to get home. A real punishment!
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We’re making the best of a bad job! First world problems.
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I’m glad others worked out what it was. Nothing worse than a pissed off French Farmer
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If French Farmers are pissed off, I am guessing grasshoppers represents the other side. Enjoy your trip Margaret.
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Thanks!
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My partner’s stepsister had a similar experience in Germany. Very frustrating. I hope you make it home soon, or are already there.
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We’re plodding to Calais!
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You must be longing for home by now. Hope you get there soon.
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Late tomorrow? Maybe?
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Everything crossed for you
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Thank you! Here now. At last.
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Hurrah!
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Wow, that is one whopper of a grasshopper, Margaret – and in January? I’m confused. ‘Notre fin, votre faim’ – I take it that’s the French farmers protest slogan. Very aptly put.
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It is one of their slogans. A good one
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Google Lens does seem to think it’s an Egyptian Grasshopper: https://observation.org/photos/79286942/ I saw the farmers’ blockades on the news yesterday and thought of you. I hope the journey improves somehow!
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I would have been a bit alarmed to find that on my person! I read about the blockade, hope it didn’t inconvenience you too much and you are having a better day today.
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We’ve abandoned further travel, and are aiming for Calais. Never mind.
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🙁
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So sorry to hear about the slow traffic. It takes a lot of patience…
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I’m not good at patience, me.
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I can only see the French blockade. They certainly know how to protest. Hope you have got through all that and home soon.
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We’ve been affected more by the precautions we’ve taken than by actual protests, But yes, the French do it s style. Gotta admire them.
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Hoping you are well back by the Pennines now. So difficult living apart.
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Isn’t it just? Back now to a reasonably OK weather outlook. But a mountain of email nd blog posts to climb. I may fail, I fear …
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Oh dear, that is the downside but just take it easy and look back on your memorable time with family.
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It was so wonderful to meet Olivia when she was so tiny. Anaïs, being a Covid baby remained unmet for months and months.
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Yes, amazing as they change so quickly. My oldest at 6 is Olivia but reverse happened as had more time with our pandemic baby Jessica as back in bubble in UK then. Anaïs is an interesting name.
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It’s Catalan apparently, but chosen because, like Olivia, it works in England Spain and Catalonia.
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It‘s the long-foretold farmers‘ strike. I know these actions from my long time living in France. Sometimes they tell you in advance, very often you are completely caught in surprise. It will indeed be a long trip back but I do hope you arrived safely and not too stressed-out in Yorkshire by now.
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Just back! And with mountains of emails and blog posts to read! The blockades weren’t too bad for us after the first day, but the stress was always there …
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